It looks like a constipated bull that is unfortunate enough to also suffer from hemorrhoids. In other words, it just isn't funny.
This reminds me of last week when you told us that you had "black friends", and were promptly dismissed by several people. These feeble attempts at humor demonstrate once again that you a bit off. Please, take your rants to the colorguard board, nursing home secretaries board, or somewhere people like yourself find comfort in one another.