[jitterbug13]

Dear Chris,

I'm sorry your clothes got stolen before you could take your pictures. Instead of getting clothes from the drama department and dressing as a jockey, here is what you should have done after you told the vice principal.

1. You or Greg call your momma.
2. Have her act a plum fool at the school.

This will get you many results. Those school adminstrators would have been looking high and low for those clothes, that red-headed bully would have left you alone forever (because your mamma would have kicked his butt) and you would have been looking nice on picture day.

Please consider this the next time it happens.

Signed,
JB13