Okay, how in the world is she an Ivy League graduate?

I'd like to assume that Ivy League graduates know how long it takes to fully cook a chicken.

If she really is an Ivy League grad, I'm calling bullshit on the chicken -- that shit must've been staged.

ETA: Just took a look at her resume and her acting work is extensive. She's a UPenn grad -- it's all an act, kids!