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The search of a lifetime!
Well this is just fantastic! You know I went through rush once each semester I was in school, and taking into account the fact that I graduated in five years, that's 10 times. As you can imagine, I was heartbroken when I never received a bid and ever since then, I have longed for the sense of joy and meaning in life that can come only from sorority membership. AT LONG LAST I now suspect I have found a home with the lovely women of ESA because one of them posted on a message board and that must be lo, a sign that I am destined to become a part of the majestic sisterhood the bonds of which I cannot even begin to fathom as I am but a lowly sorority reject UNTIL NOW. I hope my dreams can finally come true and gosh you girls just buckle up and join me on this bumpy ride where we will maybe enjoy some VIRTUAL POPCORN and beverages (that's sweet tea or Coke, for the sisters from the South who might also be partaking of deviled eggs and lounging in their Lilly dresses before a spot of tennis) because my life will certainly not be complete until I can call some complete strangers from the internet my SISTERS I AM SO EXCITED!!! This was meant to be!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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