yes I know I am replying to my own thread. But whatever dude.
There is this thread on IMDB where they talk about lines that they want to see in the movie. I am laughing my ass off right now.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/34245412
There were two highlight post.
This one :
by - splitfire001 6 days ago (Fri Jan 20 2006 11:24:30 )
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"THERE'S A MUTHA F UCKING SNAKE ON THE PLANE!!"
I'll also accept any of the following:
"THERE'S A SNAKE ON THE MUTHA F UCKING PLANE!!"
"HOLY SH*T! THE PLANE'S CRAWLING WITH MUTHA F UCKING SNAKES!!"
Actually I'll accept any exclamation made by SLJ which includes the words "snake," "plane," and "mutha f ucking".
This one is good too
by - bigolfatty 1 day ago (Wed Jan 25 2006 06:06:24 )
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Required lines include:
SLJ: (arguing with flight attendant) I'm telling you, there's mothaf?ckin' SNAKES on the PLANE!
FA: Sir, you're disturbing our other passengers. I'm going to have to ask you to keep your voice down.
SLJ: Keep my voice down? THIS IS HOW I TALK!
SLJ: (snake bites him) Bite me again, mothaf?cka! I dare ya, I double dare ya, bite me one more goddammed time!
SLJ: (snake bites him) "Well, it's better than a mothaf?ckin' SHARK! Did you see Deep Blue Sea? It ate me! A goddammed shark ATE ME!" (That scene in DBS was awesome.)
Passenger: (after SLJ stomps a snake's head) Wow! You're the man!
SLJ: Yes! I am THE MAN!
SLJ: (walking slowly down aisle through a bunch of snakes) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the airline and the tyranny of poisonous snakes.
SLJ: (answering radio while snakes are closing in) Look, if you have to bite me, then you go ahead and you bite me! But I have to answer this radio!