[irishpipes]

Oh my Gosh I've been like waiting forever for someone to ask about this! I like love talking about boys! In my sorority we have like very strict rules about this! If you like want to date some like, gel-head guido, you better, like, pledge some other sorority because we like only date certain fraternities. It is so totally hot to go to formal with like the hottest and frattiest boys on campus. And of course those boys are in fraternities. And not just ANY fraternities, but like Old Row only! I mean we like have reputations to think of here and like our parents would just die if I like went to formal with like some GDI or something.

Basically, if a boy has any kind of like upbringing he will be in a good fraternity. I mean, like why bother with the polos, croakies, and rainbows if you're like going to throw your life away by being a GDI?

Like the biggest drawback of sorority life is for sure closet space. I mean, the sorority house is like basically the same size as my like regular house, so I don't understand why like the closet space is not even close to enough. Obviously the architects were GDIs or something because like where am I supposed to put all of my things? I mean, at my like real house I have a whole closet just for my like cashmere sweaters and a whole like section for pearls. At the sorority house it is like so middle class. Not that there is like anything wrong with middle class - don't get me wrong. It is just that we like, have an image to protect. So that is like the biggest complaint I have. The good thing is that I like love my sisters so much that it is like cool with them that we sleep in the living room downstairs so our like whole room is like a boutique with all of our like beautiful clothes hanging everywhere. So you can see that being in a sorority is very worthwhile because we learned how to deal with very like complex problems.

I kind of forgot what the actual question was, but isn't this like so fun anyway? I feel like it is a rush party or something! We are really like bonding and becoming like close, don't you think? Of course at a rush party I would NEVER talk about boys! That would like be so middle class! Not that there is anything wrong with middle class - I think our housekeeper might even be middle class. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yes - BOYS! Well, like, here at my sorority, we have like a chapter vote whenever one of the sisters is thinking of seriously like dating a boy to make sure he like, well, represents our sorority well. I mean, we are like, super-selective about the girls we allow in so we can't be too careful about the boys we let date us! I mean, what if one of our sisters has like too much to drink and starts kissing someone who is like a GDI or maybe like middle class. I mean, there are plenty of really like nice middle class people, but like really, we are so great about looking out for each other that way. That is like what sisterhood is all about!

I have to go now because one of my sisters and I have to get our nails done before they get like totally chipped. That would look SO bad for our sorority! It has been like totally fun and I hope you ask some more like really important questions! You are like super neat!