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Okay, last year for Val. Day we went to this local bar for beer and nachos, and a little college hoops -- which was perfect. That is, it was perfect until we realized that said bar was featuring some horrifying "speed dating with firefighters" event, which involved like two five foot four firefighters and a room full of women whose biological clocks were ticking so loudly I almost couldn't hear Dick Vitale. Desperation, baby!!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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