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Originally posted by Steeltrap
Flav definitely looks like a roach or a Carolina River Cricket, although Ladylike says he comes from the Claymation Raisins.  He's crusty, however.
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I had to remix my thinking, ST. I now believe he directly descends from the Claymation Carolina River roach tribe.
My suspicion is that ALL of these women are desperate actresses looking for a leg-up in the industry, over the hill lower tier video "vixens", or gold diggers severly blinded by the mere hint of money.
There is NO way any mentally functioning woman could kiss that fool in the mouth, have him press his malnourished body against her without getting an extreme case of the stomach rumbles, UNLESS she's trying to further her non-existent video/acting career.