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Chuck Norris was born when he punched his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he began to grow a beard.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a McDonald's so hard that it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's Cube. When he shat it out, it was solved.
Chuck Norris will never be truly male or female. I once asked him about it and he just gave me an ad for a Total Gym.
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"Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee." - John Madden
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