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Portis claims that Coach Janky Spanky took the Boys and Girls Club to the Super Bowl.
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Someone asks a question about Portis’ mom, and Portis — swear to God — blows his whistle. “Don’t ask about Portis’ mom, she’s bad, she’s tough, she’s a tough one.” To illustrated what happened in Philadelphia’s stands with his mother, he draws an “O” on his clipboard and then punches it.
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Uncontrollable LOLs.
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
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