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A YORKSHIRE TERRIER! AHHHH!
A Naples woman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for killing her neighbor's chihuahua with a shotgun, telling the dog's owner she was horribly frightened by the 2-pound dog.
LAWYER JOKE.
A Monroe County prosecutor who had been drinking thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car. He jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.
THIS YEAR'S WILE E. COYOTE AWARD.
A 79-year-old Hallandale Beach woman received only minor injuries after she was left dangling when a drawbridge opened as she walked across it.