I'm LMAO over here. ROTFLMAO!!!
CT4, I would like to add that your Male Scanner can also detect their sexual habits (Can satisfy, Cannot satisfy).
LMAO @ banning the St. Lunatics... lmao
I would also get rid of the snooze button on the alarm clock. Now, I used to be a snooze hitter. But my dude wears it out.
Either get up, or reset the clock. MOF, I'd just get rid of the alarm clock all together. Then I would have an excuse to be Johnny Come Lately.
I would also like to get rid of expelling waste from the body. It always interrupts something.
I'd get rid of gas, too. No more poots!
I'd also do away with the Federal Reserve... everyone, print your own money!