I've had my share of fashion and beauty faux pas over the years:
Poofed-out sleeves on my dresses, a la Joan Collins in Dynasty. I had several of these dresses.
Dying my natural hair orange. I was mistaken for Cheryl Miller from the back when I was 18.
Weird makeup colors, such as aquamarine eye shadow and light pink lipstick. My skin color is on the light tan side, but there was no way I should have worn Estee Lauder All-Day Cinema Pink.
Polyester pants in the late 1970s, when I was in junior high school. Yup, the double-knit kind.
Socks with clear jelly shoes.
Oogly glasses.
And yes, a "jheri curl." But my sister, the cosmetologist, made sure that I NEVER had dripping activator.