You know when you’re a gentile without shit to do on Christmas it’s always good to know a Jewish family. Tonight consisted of getting shit faced at Molly’s Pub and tomorrow will be a turkey dinner. Why they eat turkey on Christmas day is supposedly a throw back from a convert’s mother and a tradition they have kept up for one reason or another. I find it a lot less embarrassing to impose myself on a Jewish family. No one ever bothers to ask why you aren’t doing anything for Christmas and they just treat it like any other day, which is nice.
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