I'm giggling over the playboy thing.
Junior year, Physics labs, there was a hideous girl that was large and in charge in our section. She loved jeans that were oh-so-low and thongs that were oh-so-high. Right under one side of the thong was also a playboy bunny thing. I couldn't figure out what the heck it was.
Anyway, I turned to a random student I didnt know and said "Hey, I have a gift for you." I found out the bunny thing was a tanning thing and I've been really good friends with that random student since.
-Rudey
--Oh by the way Bobby, you know what hooker has 2 kids? Your mom.
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