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"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phony fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school."

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point? I'm not European. I don't ever plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists or not? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

I know EVERY word to that damn movie. I have literally watched that movie over 500 times and I'm not joking. FBDO is probably my favorite movie of all time!