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Old 11-07-2001, 10:49 PM
aprilzeta aprilzeta is offline
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You have a black mother if ...

1. Your dinner for Friday is always Fish, Cornbread, and Stewed Potaoes.

2. She tells you she will slap the taste out of your mouth.

3. Your friend invited you to a slumber party and she told you the only slumbering you were going to do will be right here in your own bed.(I don't know my mom just didn't play going to other people's house to sleep over).

4. When you were little, you step out of the yard into the street and got one of the worst spankings in your life.
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