Aint nooooo way....
Im sure Im not the first to ponder whether or not Diane knew if Cisco was cheating, but she should have kept her distance from jump street. Why you ask?
Because much like I would be weary of a man who dons colored contacts, I would also steer clear of a man named after the undisputed favorite drink of winos accross America. I mean they call him CISCO, the wine cooler whose most popular "flavor" is "RED". Popularly known as "liquid crack", and not just in the hood either...
And Im SUPER salty that he just knooooows that she is going to stay... or maybe he knows his woman better than we do...
either way bbbbboooooo to Cisco and his skanky personal assistant that his wife of X years did not even know he had...
and boooooo to Cisco blaming wifey's work schedule on his trifling, philandering, knavish ways, knowing good and damn well that his "marketing job" is really passing out free samples of pigs in the blanket, and frozen pizza bites at Sam's Club...
