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Fuck that shit. I always hacve this big ole urge to just take the shears to one and cut it off at the roots.
Plus, I think its a big ass conspiracy. The old chinaman selling the stuff always tells you the same thing, "ooh, it supa special banzai. It 75-yah old." How the hell are they always 75 years old? Cause about 60 years ago the US was boming the hell outta mainland Japan and I doubt people there were all "humm, the invasion is imminent, not to mention the ATOMIC WEAPON that was jsut dropped up the street, let me preserve this SMALL ASS TREE and bring its ass across the pacific, so my decendants can sell it on a street corner in the hood in 60 years. -OR- If you prefer the US version- Same shit, just the last part, "the US government is forcing us into deternment camps and we have to leave our houses and businesses to go live on a 'reservation', but I am gonna take this small ass tree so a white kid can buy it off my grandkid and play Mr. Miagi in 60 years.
Its a huge conspiracy. They look cool, but they weeds. You could grouw the same thing in three years if ya got shit from a hydro shop. Them fools know about growing shit indoors.
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