Beleive Me I can relate to the type of off campus housing!
My 2 roomies and I thought We lived in a Cock Apt. Narrow down stairs from the second floor!
I saved 3 guys, tow of them My Fellow BX Brothrs at the time in a College Pros. crapy Apt. building. The space heater went out and they were being gassed! Kicked the door in and drug them out.
They talk about Greek Housing!