I want my own house so I can get away from those nasty dogs the girls downstairs have. (Coming from a person who loves animals, it sounds really really bad--but after the 3rd time in a week that I had to wipe dog crap off my shoes because those chicks refuse to clean up after their dogs, I'm not too happy. This building has a no-dog policy, too...they only get to have them because they're the owner's daughters.
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