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Now, keep in mind that these weren't all IN school:
-school paper
-basketball
-donkey basketball
-sneaking to Medusa's and staying out until 3 a.m.
-drinking alcohol that had been confiscated by my friend's principal/father
-toilet papering people's houses or being toilet papered (such an honor!)
-ordering pizzas for others
-stealing lawn flamingos
-having sex
-prank phone calling (advanced skills, before they had caller ID)
-making out with mysterious older guys
-lawn driving
-trespassing on golf courses
-locking keys in cars
-stealing stuff from Kmart
-advanced wack-ass hair styling
-going on illegitimate scavenger hunts
-"bigger is better"
-calling Roto Rooter and pretending to be the neighbors, then watching the truck show up outside their house
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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