http://www.semissourian.com/story/1130651.html
Goat-napping case finds frat members in court
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Southeast Missourian
Three members of Pi Kappa Alpha appeared in court on Monday for the first time on goat-napping allegations. ... Members of Sigma Chi alleged that the defendants stole an Alpine Nubian goat, named Sharon, from their fenced-in property. The goat was found at La Croix Animal Hospital.
(Really proud of that attention-grabbing headline)