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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
yeah. I was about to say that the witch probably wanted to keep Edmund as a sex slave, but I didn't want people to think I was weird. Thank god, you are weird too.
I loved this movie too. I just found it hilarious. Obviously this movie wasn't trying to win oscars so people shouldn't be putting it on the same pedestal as The 40 year old Virgin or something (that was a joke, laugh).
Ok also, did you also realize that there really was no need for the humans? I mean, Asland and his crew totally would have won even without the 4 nimrods. Think about it. If Edmund never fucks up and tells the witch everything, shit would have been alot easier. Asland barely fought too. The Sagitarrius guy, the Rhino and the cheetas were the badasses that saved the day. All Peter did was ride a white horse and yell at Edmund. And why didn't anyone else think of breaking the witches wand? That would have been the first thing I went after. Then I would have grabbed her boob next (another joke, laugh)
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Ok or even moreso....why didn't Asland just kill the white witch when they were talking in the tent....talk about a timesaver! Then like 500 of Asland's army wouldn't have had to die, nor would have Asland(especially if he knew he would come back to life anyway), and then the White Witch's army wouldn't have known what the hell to do, and the kids still could've been rulers or whatever....
And seriously Edmund was just a big screw up in the movie....all he did was cause trouble....if i were them I would've been like screw you, you little shit...quit causing trouble!