At an alumni meeting for my alma mater, one of my fellow alumnus referred to the collective as "a-loom-in-ni(what she really meant was alumni)."
This irritated the Sh@# out of me because she kept repeating it over and over again. Later on, I pulled her to the side and politely told her the way she said it was incorrect. The heffa looked at me and replied "a-loom-in-ni, alumni" was all the same and that everyone knew what she meant.
