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Originally posted by James
Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card
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At first I was a bit "screw you" on this one, but then DAMN YOU. Youre right. Last night I had a guest over. (Not ilovemyglo for those of you following along at home) So were messing around, I had rounded third base and was being waved in to home plate when I was asked, "Wanna try sex?"
<like ya needed to ask>
But since my "guest" is a lowly freshman, and I am slightly *cough* older, I didnt wanna take advantage and hook up because this freshman (like all of them) is a bit self-concious and insecure. Also I could tell my guest wasnt really ready, but was trying to please me. So I said, "Why dont we wait a little longer till you know me better and feel a little more relaxed with the situation. Would that be OK?" My guest said "sure," and seemed a bit releaved. So we moved on to other tasks, and crash out. This morning, when my guest was headded home I suddenly realized what the hell I had done and the only thing that came to mind is the sound/music they play after you over bid or loose on the "Price is Right." Alls I could say was, "Damn" as Bob Barker motioned me off the playah stage and said his token, "Bye Bye now. We'll have the showcase showdown coming up, right after these messages."
I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.
Ima a dumb ass right? Wadda ya'll think?