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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Own a home, rent to a brother.
2. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW? Morals and Dogma by Albert Pike
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Beer Stains
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Outdoor Life, SI, Bass Pro Catelog
FAVORITE SMELLS? Beer
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Hot Beer
7. FAVORITE SOUND? Opening of a bottle of beer.
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Being run over by a concrete truck.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Where am I?
10. FAVORITE COLOR? Green
11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? If its ringin when I get there then I will answer it
12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Cmeredammit
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Family
14. FAVORITE FOODS? Prime rib, deep fried turkey, lamb fries, filet mignon
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Only if I have a reason to.
17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Sure I do, his name is Mr. peekaboo and we cuddle with him all night like a little pansy ass. Give me a break.
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Profitable
19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Jesus, if he would be willing to meet me
21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Beer
22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Aries. Nuff said.
23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of course, what kind of retartded question is this?
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Manufacturing engineer for John Deere, farm on the side, and own a few bars and some rental property.
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? If i die my hair I give everyone in America permission to come and kick my ass.
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Havent we all?
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty. Joboo needs a refill.
28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Tombstone, South Park, Full Metal Jacket
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes until i get aroused.
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? All of my blue heelers worldly possesions.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? The one that hits the lottery
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Anything SEC except soccer and hockey.
33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. I dont even know that person.
34. PERSON [ON THIS BOARD] WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? All females.
35. PERSON [ON THIS BOARD] WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Tom. He wont be able to figure out how to cut and paste the questions.
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