[honeychile]

Sounds as if she's planning to take over your duties in two weeks to me. She's already got your boss wrapped around her finger, and is trying to see exactly what you do - she's gunning for you.

I'm a little strange when it comes to work, but I'd call her into your office, and ask her if that's her plan. If it is (and she's willing to admit it), then thank her for her time, dismiss her, then march right into the boss's office and say that you will train the twit, but nothing else will get down in the next two weeks if you do.

If she won't admit it, then tell her sweetly that you would greatly appreciate having fond memories of your last two weeks, and a harrassment suit would not fulfill that dream of yours. And then stand in front of the boss's door so she KNOWS that she can't squeal without you knowing about it. Then, tell your boss the same thing - that you'd like to be able to do quality work for the last two weeks, and it can't be accomplished with this twit continually disrupting the office. Believe me, NO boss wants discord so close to the holidays!

Oh, make sure you bake her some brownies for Christmas - laced with exlax.