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Phyllis.. it's a joke!
Here are some more that my brother just sent me...
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
>Bowl?
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>A: The Detroit Lions.
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>Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
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>A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
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>Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
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>A: Put up goal posts.
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>Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
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>A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
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>Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
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>A: A thief.
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>Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
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>A: Because then Detroit would want one.
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>Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
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>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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>Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
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>A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
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>Q: What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
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>A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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