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Christmas Carols for the Psych Ward
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...
SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
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The Real World Can't Hear You ~ GC Troll
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