[Kevin]

In my wedding, I got to choose one of the flowers, and I get to pick the groom's cake. I also chose the venue. Other than that, I want no part in it. While it's fun, it's also a huge waste of money. I'd rather have those paying for the wedding give us cash so we could either invest it or put it into a house.

Predictably, this opinion gets me dirty looks from the fiancée.