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Originally posted by LXA SE285
OTW, this is for you:
Back in the day, the Alpha Gams at my school were crazy (but in the best possible way), especially this one core group of gals. "Poo-shy" was not a word that applied to them (or "shy"-anything, really). One in particular would loudly ask, "Y'all got anything to read?" before toddling off down the dorm hall (all our Greeks except for a couple had dorm space instead of houses) to make numero due. She'd even take a pack of smokes with her and puff away on the pot.
But the funniest thing these hoes ever did was memorialize an unnaturally large choad some mysterious young lady had left in the john. The Smoker gathered her sisters up one night and announced, "Y'all gotta come see this." I wasn't there, but I was told it formed a perfect U in the bowl. Apparently, they were all so in awe that one of them ran and got a camera to capture the moment in perpetuity. (Later I was told they suspected one of their own who had owned up to having some weird bowel problem or other.)
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Um.... Eww eww eww.
I used to have a boyfriend who would not go #2 at my apartment, cause apparently he didn't want me to know that he did stuff like that.
He also didn't want me to do that anytime he was anywhere around because, "Girls don't poop." Again,