So, okay, let me tell you all about the time the Pi Kapps released chickens on our hall (no houses - we had sorority halls in the dorms). Yes. At 3 am. Chickens! That was a FUN mess to be woken up to.
Then, there was the time they released about a dozen mice on the hall. I have a GREAT picture of my big sis holding up the last mouse by his tail. It took us several days to find him, so it was quite an accomplishment when we did.
Of course, we had done NOTHING to warrant this behavior.
Okay, I'm going to put on my serious cap now and act like an advisor before I get myself into trouble.