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When I was a kid, I wanted a tree swing. So I tied a rope to a swing and proceeded to swing. I got really high in the air - like towards heaven high! - and the durn thing popped. So, little me flew thru the air and did a nice bellyflop on the ground. I thought I'd died. That was the first time I'd ever knocked all the wind out of me and I couldn't breathe for what felt like ages.
Anyhoo, after I told my mom about it - I went back the next day, retied the rope, and did it again (until my spoil sport older cousin came out and threw it away b4 I killed my fool self).
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