If I was Rudoph, I would sue Santa and the reindeers for discrimation because of the red nose. With the money I'll win, I'll get Herbie, Yunkon, the Snowmonster and the King of Misfit Toys to help me run my own toy factory. With the success of that, I'll buy out Santa's shop and he would have to get all of his toys that he has to deliver from me!
It's so ironic that my friend and I talked about this tonight and Mom and I have also talked about this.
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1913/1967
"I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not."--Kanye West
"Black is the new President."--Tracey Morgan
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