Ok Caroline you need to get your monster n law a huge pair of undies (grandma panties) and a matching bra (must not only be big but also a hideous pattern or color)-I would love to see the look on her face as she took them out of the box-he he he he
then you could say-"I am not sure if those are your size, but they reminded me of you"
BTW have you purchased my beamer yet? remember red with black top, I 'll get you a computer-that is kind of an even trade?
Karen