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1. Sigma Chi
2. 43
3. Detroit
4. He has a Siberian Husky named Brandi
5. He is married to a former Ole Miss homecoming queen Delta Gamma. Everyone still wonders how a knockout like her married a guy like him but he makes her laugh & they are happy...except when he leaves the toilet seat up.
6. He went to Ole Miss obviously
7. John speaks only English but his wife is trying to teach him how to speak Italian, French, & Spanish (she was a linguistics major).
8. Everytime he laughs out loud for no reason, his wife scolds him for thinking about The Grapist more than he thinks about her.
9. His normal job is a Real Estate developer
10. John is right-handed
11. John is NOT related to Pam Anderson. He doesn't even know who she is.
12. John just wishes The Grapist was the one who started this thread or posts here.
13. John only swims in the kiddie pool.
14. He's a Delta Chi legacy but they do not have a chapter at Ole Miss so he found a home elsewhere.
15. John thinks it tastes great.
New Question: Is John a briefs, boxers, or commando guy?
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