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Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
Dignity may be in short supply given Lachey's upcoming plans. The Hollywood Reporter says he's just signed on to star in an in-development WB sitcom, playing a newly married baseball player. No word on whether his small-screen bride will be blonde, buxom and unable to tell the difference between seafood and poultry.
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LMAO!!!! Frickin hystrical!!!!!
Seriously that is how she is going to be labeled for the rest of her life as the dumb blonde who asked "is this chicken or fish?'
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Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
"... A while back, Joe was complaining to everyone who would listen about all the alimony Jessica would have to pay Nick," an insider told Us.
I wouldn't be surprised. The man is way too obsessed w/his daughter. I remember watching an episode of Newlyweds where she's filming her Sweetest Sin video & he's talking about her sex life with Nick and how she is free to talk and have all the sex she wants now. That dad knows far too much about what goes on in his daughters bedroom.
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Okay that is just wrong. I may be open with my parents but there is no way in hell they are going to know the details of my sex life. Acknowledging that you have sex is one thing, knowing the intimate details is another.
And what did Papa Joe think... that once she got married that she would remain a virgin? Come on, she got married to have sex! Nick stated on like Driven (or some show) that Jessica started pressuring him to have sex when they were engaged but he told her that she had made this "promise" to herself and "to god" that she would wait until she was married and so he wanted her to "abide by it", or some BS like that.