Is it just me or do white folks be tryin' to rush you and stuff? Dem white folks always seem to be in a hurry. I am ShamikaT and I will take my sweet a$$ time to do whatever I want. Ain't no black person ever blowed their horn at me when I'm driving. Some old white man almost rear-ended me this morning on the way to school. I looked back at him, and he was cussin' and gesturing. Fool, I might have been driving 20 mph in a 35 mph zone, but that was because if I went any faster the trashbag that I use as my rear-left window would've flew out. Duct tape can only hold so much. Isht, if he was that much in a hurry, he might as well sent me some money, so I can buy a new window.
I know I must be a Christian now, because last Friday I've would've slapped a tr!ck. I was doing Christmas shopping at the local mall. As me and my peeps was chillin and takin our time to walk to Penney's, these three white girls busted through our group doing that speed walking. They turned around and
at us. One heffa even slinged her hair in my face, when she got parallel to me. Oooooooh weeeee!
The lawd must've had his hand on me that day! Why were they so eager to get to Penney's? I don't know.