These are actual names of former students of mine and my colleagues:
Kashmoney (pronounced KashMonet)
Di'Angle (ala Triangle)
Rick'Quana
Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced like gel-low)
Honee Cherrry Berry
Lil Iris Grimes (Yes, this is how it appears on her birth certificate)
LaAfrica (sadly, this is a relative of mine)
Asia Aryan (another relative whose momma didn't realize that Aryan was associated with Hitler)
If I had to choose a ghetto fabulous name for myself, it would be:
Dackqwonita LaCherokee Jones ("ckqw" a consonant blend for yo' ass)
or
LaCouvosier Sunnekkqua Paschelle (Sunnekkqua was a former student of mine as well)
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