Thread: Open Letter VI
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Old 11-25-2005, 01:34 AM
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I sure do write a lot of letters...

To my job: I still hate you. Why did you call me on THANKSGIVING DAY to work? Do you think because everyone else doesn't want to work on Thanksgiving means that I want to work? And the only reason I took it was because I missed the call on Monday because of my paper (but you don't know that). I hope and pray that you will be out of my life soon!

To Mama Jitterbug: Why did you cheer when I told you I had to work today? You know how much I hate that job! And please don't try to change my mind and say I'm not patient because I have been for the past two years in finding something I WANT TO DO!

To the editors at People Magazine: I was reading your lovely magazine Tuesday when I saw one of your sexest men alive (and I'm not talking about Matthew, either). That picture was so wonderful that I almost fell out the chair (at least I was volunteering at the hospital and would have been at the right place if I was injured). All I want to say is THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!

P.S. If you don't know who I'm talking about please see the previous posts! And for next week's issue, you could have gave us some updated pics of Brit and baby.

To ND: I know you are my best friend and all, but a good friend has to tell you this: OMARION IS NOT SEXY. HE IS JAIL BAIT!!

Signed,
JB13
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