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I hear from my great grandmother every time I see her, "Well, why did you go to college if you weren't going to find a husband?"

At my baby brother's wedding, one of my aunts I hadn't seen in ages asked me, "So when's your turn?" To which I replied, "Well, my boyfriend just dumped me two days ago, thanks for bringing it up, and I don't think it will be anytime soon. I'm going to go enjoy my brother's wedding now." It was true and I've been left alone since.

I think they all waver between wanting to find me a husband and feeling sorry for "poor Crystal" who has to spend all of her time doing things she couldn't do if she were married.