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Hey I went to a strip club the other night.
Man it was boring as hell. Ugly chicks and beat up women. Well. I was in Ontario for whatever reason. I think they were all doing 8 balls of coke in the backroom or something.
At one point the DJ guy goes " Alright all dancers to the stage! All dancers to the stage!" So like 6 dancers came up so drugged up. The Dj was trying to get the crowed all hyped and the strippers were clapping hteir hands to the beat. This place was so cheezy that they were playing that LAKERS pump up song that WIll ferrel used in his Soccer movie. Anyways these girls were clapping as if they were listening to End of the Road by Boyz 2 Men. One Stripper just kept staring at me without blinking. No no not that kind of stare. But the "I am going to kill you stare". I was scared man. I went up to the restroom because I wanted to hide and I had to bring my homies and some heat with me.
But anyways...It was so bad, that I looked at each woman and played the " How did she end up being a stripper in Ontario california Game" with my bros.
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