I swear at least every other time I talk to my parents (well my mom and it is at least a couple times a week as I am an only child and they still treat me like I am 6) I get the question "so do you have a girlfriend yet?" I swear one of these days I am gonna bust out and say..."no I screw a lot of girls but I wouldnt call them girlfriend...especially since I dont know their names"...I wonder if that will shut them up
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