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Originally posted by DeltAlum
Judo and Karate as a teenager. Learned enough to say, "So sorry," and walk the other way. Quickly. Some people are armed.
There's a very old humor bit by Bill Cosby about the guy who had just won his Black Belt in whatever...He said he knew how to break a brick and break a stick and was feeling pretty tough.
So, a guy with a gun comes up and says, "Give me your wallet."
"So I broke a brick, then broke a stick and then I gave him my wallet."
You gotta know which battles to fight.
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My parents had that on LP. You forgot the part where he was trying to break things with his hands and shattered his hand and nowadays he only breaks things like jello, etc.