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[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as the scene quiets down, and all eyes turn to face the swingin' saloon doors as the regulators come marching in]
AXO Alum : Well, well, well, - looks like we got some cleaning up to do in this one whore town...
Carnation: You mean one horse town -- SH80 doesn't deserve the credit for being called someone with that much dignity
AXO Alum: Right, right.
Mr. Tom "Wyatt Earp" President: Well now - looks like our
O-FISH-EE-AL regulators are here to keep the peace -- y'all better listen up, cause you don't want no trouble from these two.
Carnation: Mr. President - where should we begin?
Mr. Pres: Well this impotence thing......
AXO Alum: UH, EXCUSE ME, I hardly think that is what Carnation was referring to {pun intended}
Mr. Pres: umm-hmm yes, well, it seems to me that trouble is a brewin' here in GC land once again, and as President, it is my job to make sure that the job gets done.....well actually, its my job to kick back and not do much of anything, while everyone else gets the job done...yeah that sounds about right.
Carnation: Well it looks like we have our work cut out for us - y'all good little GC boys and girls just give us a holler and we'll take care of the problems that are plaguing this town.
AXO Alum: Yeah, and the bad little boys and girls -- well, don't forget Santa Claus is watching, and he gets his "nice" list from us!!
To Be Continued......
[Cheesy Western movie music playing loudly as Mr. President kicks back in his boots, and KABillyMac pours another round for the house...]
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