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Originally posted by LightBulb
Remember -
Didn't we get the calendar wrong? I remember learning in high school that the original calculation was incorrect, and that our timeline is about three years off from the actual birth of Jesus. So I would try not to worry too much.
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Yeah something like that. But an ancient babylonian tablet predicted that every year is worse until 2012 and the day it gave was either 12 or 28 or something like that, anyway, if that doesn't kill us, an astroid will in 2029. Unless I stop it. I have the power to stop this astroid, Mr. Secretary General, but first I want to have a meeting with the security council of the U.N. I think you'll find what I have to say very interesting. I let you put a computer chip in my brain, sir. You owe me at least one meeting.
I swear I'm not crazy. The last five sentaces of the above paragraph were adressed soley to moe.ron, who pretends to be Asian, but is actually quite pround to be Arya N.