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Yes, I was cheated on a few years ago by my boyfriend- with my best friend in my own bed. Needless to say, it was more than a little rough.
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best friend. ouch. in your own bed. as Joey Lawrence once said. "Whoa". A little rough? Gettin ur golf ball stuck in the sand trap is a little rough. This is straight getting ass rammed without lubed by a guy with a magnum sized penis.
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I know it's complete insecurities and I want to do my best to get rid of them,
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You watn to do your best to get rid of them. Ok, have you tried murdering those two? Jk...try a voodoo spell.
Ok all joking aside. I feel fa ya. u mentioned that you want him to SHOW you that he loves you. Read what RC said and try to understand it from his perspective (ur bf, not RC). He says he loves you. He doesnt know what else to do. He's a guy. You say the sky is blue, he'll say...yep. You give him a BJ, he's happy. You give him a cookie, he smiles and wants milk. Point being, we aren't too complicated. And when you bust out the "show me you love me" thing, we get a malfunction junction wheres my function thing goin on.
So here is a sample conversation between you two. We'll name your boyfriend Horatio and we'll call you Jimmy Fallon
Horatio: I love you
Jimmy Fallon: SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME!
Horatio: uhhhh...ok. hold on.
(Horatio goes and writes it down "I LOVE YOU" on a piece of paper).
Horatio: Ok Jimmy Fallon, here you go. Look. It says "I LOVE YOU"
Jimmy Fallon: Oh dude you are so not gettin laid tonight. I need you t show me better you poopface
HOratio:
what did I do...
Jimmy Fallon: You just don't understand ME! My Needs, my desires! I need you to SHOW ME you love me! SHow me you care! You can Say you love me, but you might not meeeeean it HOratio!
Horatio: But I mean it. I really do love you. uhhh
Do you get any of this? Ok I'll admit. I just wanted to make a conversation between Jimmy Fallon and Horatio to show my hatred for them. Actually Horatio aint that bad. But Jiimmy Fallon is quite possibly the devil. I'm not saying you're the devil. I was just trying to make him look like a tool. Not saying you're a tool...but you know. He is