Dear Terri McMillan:
I was watching you on Oprah yesterday. HC you didnt' know Johnathan was gay when you married him? I did!! I think you had Star Jones Syndrome. Did you not notice:
1. The arched eyebrows
2. The limp in his wrist
3. The processed es-curl which was constantly styled into spikes or tendrills
4. The MAC #10 foundation
5. The chestnut colored Acuvue contact lenses
6. The nipple ring
7. The feminine voice which is quite higher than mine
You were really animated and dramatic yesterday on Oprah. It was funny. I feel bad for you though. I know you were pissed when Johnathan blasted you and told the world that you had BEEN asking him was he gay....even Oprah was shocked. Anyway, I'll be praying that God gives you peace. But, if I was you, I wouldn't EVEN be trying to be friends with that nicca....WHAT IN THE HEEZY DID YOU TAKE BATH WITH HIM LAST WEEK FOR?????!!
Signed,
LnF
A CONCERNED sistah!!