OMG, a Friggen Turkey is a Friggen Turkey!
You either eat it with all of the fixins, or not.
is is it it Organic Mashed Potatoes, Sweet Taters, Salad, or what ever You are having?
Heck, Eat Feel Fat and fall asleep early! Wake up have Pie and fall asleep agin!
Heck, It is the time to get FAT! You got the rest of the Year to Diet!